If Andy looks a little different next season on Parks and Recreation, you can blame Guardians of the Galaxy: In a post on his Instagram yesterday, star Chris Pratt revealed his recent transformation for his role as Star-Lord in the upcoming superhero film, and in short, it's the most shocking thing we've seen so far this week.
He shared his secret in the caption of the pic:
Six months no beer. #GOTG Kinda douchey to post this but my brother made me.
We could never hate you, Chris Pratt, but did you have to post this after July 4th weekend?
His Parks co-stars didn't think it was "douchey" either, but they did have some very strong feelings about his transformation—namely, that Andy just can't come to work looking like that. It would look like he has an ounce of self-control and discipline in his body, and that just messes with the whole continuity of the show! Unless next season he's bit by a radioactive spider or something, which is more believable than Andy ever hitting the gym or giving up beer. See?
Rob Lowe (Chris Traeger):
Jim O'Heir (Jerry Gergich):
Retta (Donna Meagle):