There are so many cool gadgets on Kickstarter, so of course I am not going to be putting any money towards the dumb one that you invented. There is always room in the world for another work of art, even it it makes a similiar statement to work that has come before. There is no room in my closet for any more quirky iPad cases or weird watches, so I'm going to pass on your invention. Also, I don't own an iPad, and who wears watches anymore?