Tonight on E! is the season premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, with the family—Kim, Kourtney,Khloé, Rob, little sisters Kendall and Kylie, as well as parents Kris and Bruce Jenner —returning to our televisions for an eighth season. The latest season will kick-off by revealing the sex of the baby Kim is expecting with Kanye West.
Along with the spin-offs like Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami and Kourtney and Kim Take New York, it seems as if we’ve been following the Kardashians forever since their first foray onto reality TV almost six years ago. But out of the bickering, making up, marriages, and that one divorce after 72 days, one breakout star has emerged: Scott Disick.
As Kourtney’s boyfriend and baby daddy to her two kids, Scott has come to overshadow everyone with his pristine fashion sense, dirty mouth, and over-the-top purchases. His ego peaked in an official knighting ceremony in London, taking on the epic moniker Lord Disick. Despite his tendency to celebrate himself, Scott’s praises cannot be sung enough.
Before he graces the TVs of us commoners tonight, get acclimated to his greatness with Scott Disick’s 25 Greatest Moments, in GIFs.
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Shaved Armpits
Kris Humphries shaved his armpits.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2
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The Notebook
To prove their relationship can be like a romantic film, he reenacted The Notebook for Kourtney by fixing up their house Ryan Gosling-style.
Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 7
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Tan Housekeeping
To impress Kourtney, he also got an airbrush tan, ideal for shirtless work around the house.
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Portrait with Kourtney
He commissioned a portrait painting of him and his lady.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2
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X-Ray Penis
When Kim announced that she would be getting an X-ray of her derriere to prove that it's real, he pondered verifying his own impressive anatomy.
Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 6
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Hypnotize
Filming a family music video to The Notorious B.I.G.'s "Hypnotize" in the Dominican Republic, he stole the spotlight, naturally.
Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 7
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The Art of Tanning
He taught his son Mason what he knows best: the art of tanning.
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Pet Fish
When Mason got pet fish, Scott made sure to take good care of them.
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Las Vegas
During a family trip to Las Vegas, 2 p.m. was a perfectly suitable time to start drinking with Rob. He promised to behave.
Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 4
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Waiter
A man of his word, he put his money where a waiter's mouth was.
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Kanye West
He left Yeezy in awe of his style.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 1
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Knighting Ceremony
On a trip to London, he earned Lord status through an official knighting ceremony.
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Royal Regalia
After being declared British royalty, he went shopping for royal regalia.
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Louis XIV
Finally, he went with a more humble piece: a fur-lined coat à la Louis XIV.
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Lord Status
Being knighted a Lord might have gotten to his head just a little bit.
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Decorative Piano
Nevermind that he didn't know how to play the piano, he bought one to decorate his NYC pad anyway.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2
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Piano Poser
But what mattered is that he looked fantastic sitting on the piano.
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Naked for Kris Jenner
When Kris Jenner walked in on him naked, she couldn't handle his jelly.
Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 5
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Expensive Cane
He elevated his fashion game with the ultimate accessory: a $3,500 cane.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 1
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Medieval Parties
He hosted medieval-style festivities as Lord Disick.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Season 3
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Renting the Throne
For his medieval party, he rented a throne.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Season 3
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Jealousy
When Kourtney tried to make him jealous by spending time with a lady friend, he one-upped her by welcoming them both.
Show: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Season 2
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Ratchet Pool Party
He got ratchet at a pool party with lesbians.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Season 3
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LD Eye Patch
A pesky eye injury wasn't going to deter his swag, so he rocked an "LD" eye patch (a gift from Kourtney).
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Season 3
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Predicted Humphries Divorce
Showing off potential psychic powers, he may have predicted Kim's divorce from Kris Humphries before anyone else.
Show: Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2
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