Channing Tatum is a man of many distinguishing traits: bowling-ball biceps, a face plucked off a G.I. Joe doll, and moves that could rival the Ricky Martins of the world. But these are all old news, and splattered across the desktops of women and men everywhere. What people don't easily see, however, is that Chan Tatum, in all his hip-thrusting glory, is also the derpiest man in Hollywood. His willingness to scrunch up his perfect lumberjack face, hump pianos, and sass the camera sets him apart from all the pretty dopes of of Tinseltown. And here's the definitive proof.