Neighborhood: Koreatown
Address: 315 5th Ave.
Type of douche: Korean finance bros

While the majority of Koreatown bars have either been revamped or replaced as the neighborhood has evolved over the last decade, Third Floor remains stuck in a '90s time warp. Which is to say, this dimly lit third-floor (duh) lounge/bar is where buttoned-up dudes pumped full of soju-bomb courage struggle-flirt with younger NYU Stern/F.I.T./Parsons chicks on the precipice of bad decisions, all in a race to see who can get shit-faced the fastest before the inevitable slog to Circle. The "bro" translates in any language, bro.