Portrayed by: Mena Suvari

In what world can a woman as blonde and pale-as-fuck as Mena Suvari be cast to play the role of a woman who, in real life, is black? A really shitty one, that’s what.

The plot of Stuck is inspired by the true story of Chante Jawan Mallard; but in the film, Suvari’s character is named Brandi Boski. But she's got cornrows! Consider us fooled.