Couple Nickname: None
Dated Between: 1997 - 2009

Jon and Kate started out as a relatively happy couple that ended up with eight kids, but one reality show and tons of Ed Hardy clothes later, they turned into one of Hollywood's most repulsive couples. Upon the time of their divorce, the tabloids couldn't get enough of these tw. Kate planned to continue the show without Jon, and Jon planned on fucking around as much as possible on yachts with Ed Hardy just in case we weren't sure about how much of a jerk he was.

Thankfully, too many stories about their fights, and one about the size of Jon's penis later, the country finally lost interest in the couple, and they faded into obscurity with the rest of the former D-listers in Hollywood.