Address: 5535 Tchoupitoulas St.

The cigar bar is not just played out, it attracts some of the worst kinds of people years after the concept ceased to have any cachet. For some unfathomable reason, Dos Jefe's has managed to remain open for over a decade, proving that the Power Douche is alive and well in NOLA. Men who think it's cool to sit in a room and mouth a stinking, phallic stick of tobacco deserve each other, as well as a place to enjoy their pathetic pastime. Actually, we should be thankful for Dos Jefe's. It's nice to have a venue like this that corrals these tools in one place, so the rest of us don't have to go home smelling like a middle-aged stockbroker.