25 Laughable Sex Scenes From Famous Male Novelists

From Neuromancer

Author: William Gibson
Participants: Henry Dorsett Case,Molly Millions
Worst Line(s): "She slid down around him and his back arched convulsively. She rode him that way, impaling herself, slipping down on him again and again, until they both had come, his orgasm flaring blue in a timeless space, a vastness like the matrix, where the faces were shredded and blown away down hurricane corridors, and her inner thighs were strong and wet against his hips."

This is how someone who spends lots of time on the Internet would describe an orgasm.

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