Soda Drinker Pro is "very serious game," according to a press release that landed in our inbox today, "where the player is thrown into a world where they can fully experience soda in every possible way."

Yep, this is a real game. It's a FPS—no, not a first-person shooter. A first-person soda. Obviously.

Head to sodadrinkerpro.com to request a copy and try it out for yourself. It will probably change your life. Maybe.