Kevin Garnett is a perennial NBA All-Star, a lock Hall of Famer, and one of the most unapologetic trash-talking douchebags in the history of professional sports. If he thinks he can throw an opponent off his game—and potentially get him thrown OUT of the game—there isn't a line he won't cross. A lot of the time he claims to be just talking to himself, but he's left far too many pissed-off players in his wake for it to just be a coincidence. So don't soft-pedal. Get personal. And then just claim you meant to @ yourself. MY BAD.