16. Two of a Kind (1983)
Director: John Herzfeld
Stars: John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Charles Durning, Oliver Reed, Scatman Crothers
Lame Love Song: "Ask the Lonely," Journey
Love Conquers: God's wrath
Five years after the release of Grease, someone decided that what Hollywood needed was another film starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. With Newton-John fresh off "Let's Get Physical" and Travolta having just released Staying Alive, the shitty sequel to Saturday Night Fever, it was time to strike while the iron was luke-warm.
The film is about angels trying to get two humans to fall in love so that a vengeful God will spare a fallen world from a second flood. If there is a God, and he is on the edge in terms of his faith in the human race, we'd better hope he never sees this film.