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A thermos isn't the sexiest thing in the Weeds online store, as the Showtime Shop also hawks booty shorts aimed at those who identify Nancy Botwin as their spirit MILF. Whether you gave up on the show after the family left Agrestic or you stuck with it for the long, convoluted haul, you know that Nancy needs her iced coffee almost as much as she needs to make self-destructive choices. As the series went off into the smoky sunset this year, we should all raise our venti cups one last time to the most iconic hot mom of the early 21st century.