15. Fatal Lessons: The Good Teacher
Original Air Date: April 5, 2004
Director: Michael Scott
Stars: Erika Eleniak, Patricia Kalember, Ken Tremblett
Lesson Learned: Tutor your own damn children.
Titles can be deceptive. In yet another reincarnation of Single White Female, the "good teacher" is actually code for a crazed tutor (Erika Eleniak) who charms her way into a student's family only to wreak havoc with attempted poisonings, creepy phone calls, and stabs at convincing the husband that his wife is nuts. This only affirms our theories dating back to high school that just about anyone can get a teaching job.