An off-duty police officer was enjoying a night jog in Wisconsin when he witnessed 46-year-old Gerald Streator leaning over a couch on the side of the road, doing some serious thrusting. When the officer approached Streator, he got up and fled, exposing his erection and the fact that there was no one else on the couch. Through his powers of reason, the cop determined that Streator was pleasuring himself by humping the couch.
Streator will face charges for lewd and lascivious behavior. Maybe he just couldn't resist the sight (and feel) of the couch.