These two get F's for effort, and really for everything else. 24-year-old Sidney da Cruz and 19-year-old Carlos Pereira reportedly tried to break out of Delegacia de Furtos prison in Curitiba, Brazil last week by getting inside of trash bags and sitting next to actual bags of trash in the dim-witted hope of being taken out of jail with the trash.
That dumbass idea failed horribly when a prison guard noticed that two trash bags seemed to be "breathing." Both were arrested (again) and may face additional jail time as a result. What's more puzzling than how they figured they'd pull this off is how they tied the trash bags once they were inside of them.
[via The Huffington Post]