It's in your best interest to keep a safe distance from a loose bull. Because it might be horny. A man in Sherwood, AR, was "mounted" by a reckless bull that was running loose. Police responded to the call about the wild bull, and the animal ended up pinning the man to their vehicle. It soon lost interest and began pursuing a truck.
The car sustained minimal damage, and nobody was injured. However, the scars left on that man's soul will never go away.
[via The Huffington Post]