Police is Ramsey, Minn., happened upon the sight of a naked, blindfolded man bound to a tree two weeks ago. Authorities say they found Alan Petrusson tied to a tree near a public park, where he was waiting for sex with a stranger.

Petrusson says he was just sleeping, but the cops don’t buy that. Who sleeps naked, tied to a tree? He’s currently facing charges of indecent exposure, lewd conduct, and trespassing (the tree wasn’t on park property).

However you look at this scenario, Petrusson got played.

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[via The Huffington Post]

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