Final Level: The Last Straw
Why It Sucked: How Dragon Age 2 could be so bad after the brilliance of Origins is just one of those things that blows our minds every time we think about it. Not that we should have expected any different, but its ending was the shit-covered cherry on top of the shit cake the game had been all along. Like the rest of the story, it was random, ill-conceived and poorly presented.
How We Would End It: We would have explained the deal with that freaking lyrium idol, for one thing. And why does Leliana show up at the end at all? We've been told it makes more sense if you purchased the Origins DLC Awakenings, which makes it even worse. Does anyone really care what happens to the "Champion" at this point?