When generations collide, the Internet is treated to priceless stolen moments like this.
An older, slightly unhinged woman got into a spat with a younger woman on a SEPTA bus in Philly. The old woman proved that while she may be up there in age, she hasn't lost her edge at all, sonning the young one with profanity-laden darts.
There are too many brilliant quotes, but the warning, "I'll show you what ghetto I come from," might be the shining moment. The whole altercation is reminiscent of the Epic Beard Man fight (if you can call it that), sans the jaw-tapping and leakage.
The damaged pride is on the same level, though. Please watch the video in its entirety.