REP. FRED RICHMOND (DEMOCRAT, NEW YORK)
In 1978, the Congressman was charged with soliciting sex from a 16-year-old boy. Richmond took some counseling, got no time, and was even reelected. In 1982, though, he was forced to resign after he pled guilty to tax evasion and holding a bit of weed. The lesson: You can fuck pretty much anybody but the government.