THE ORIGINAL RODY HORSE
Complex says: You can ride it, the size is adjustable to allow for expansion, and it's offered in a variety of colors. The only difference between Rody Horse and any number of sex toys is that Rody contains no harmful phthalates (chemicals used in sex toys for pliability and softness), so Johnny can get off and not get cancer! Still disturbing? Giddy-yup.