Target: Carmen, Nas
Producer: Megahertz/Dr. Dre
Album: N/A
Label: N/A
Best Line: "I came in your Bentley backseat/Skeeted in your Jeep/Left condoms in your baby seat"

After feeling the effects of Nasir's potent "Ether," a visibly dazed Jigga started to hit below the belt with "Super Ugly," the third and final act of the Jay Z vs. Nas saga. "Super Ugly" was commonly seen as a rushed fail on Jay's part and left most believing Nas was true victor in the battle. However, a closer inspection reveals a ruthless and remorseless diss, in which Jay brags about sexing Nas' baby-mother, Carmen Bryan, and leaving condoms on his daughter Destiny's car seat, that even had Hov's mom insisted he issue a public apology to Nas and family, to which Jay obliged.