Earlier this week, the always-entertaining news site Reddit opened up a thread asking "former groupies" to chime in with their celebrity hook-up stories. And of course, shit got ridiculous very quickly with hilarious accounts allegedly involving Drake, DMX, and Lil B, to name a few. The stories range from the remotely believable to outright insane, and with over 7,000 comments, there was a lot to sort through. Here, Complex Music's Jinx highlights some of the best groupie quotes for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.