13. Schoolly D "Put Your Filas On" (1986)
Lyric: "What's that word you be sayin, muthafucka?/I guess it's alright, man, I don't care/But I might scare your mama out her underwear" (3:49)
What kind of evil people scare women out of their underwear? What kind of monster is Schoolly D to run up on ladies and scare the bejesus outta them, to the point where their undergarments just fall off? What is inside the soul of a man who plots a course of action which results in a woman's last layer just dropping to the floor? A genius. That's what's inside Schoolly D. An evil, evil, genius.