Song: LL Cool J f/ Brad Paisley "Accidental Racist" (2013)

Equating the holocaust of slavery with wanting to rock gold chains is one of the stranges attempts at a moral equivalence we've ever seen. It's not a fair trade on a number of levels: we'll forgive you for being oppressive and horrible in the past if you stop being jerks now? What? We're not so sure that the rest of the descendents of former slaves are all that invested in the right to rock gold chains as a fair trade for pretending slavery didn't happen. Call us crazy.