#50. MC Hammer for Cash 4 Gold
The shelf life of a celebrity spokesperson is considerably longer than that of a rapper. Especially a multi-multi-platinum pop rapper. While his music has been long since left behind, the stuff of punchlines and shameful YouTube clips, Hammer still holds his own on the late-night commercial circuit. Check him here cracking bad jokes alongside Ed McMahon in an attempt to convince old people who are scared to go to the pawn shop that mailing their gold and jewels away would be wiser.