This week, Rick Ross' highly anticipated fourth LP, Teflon Don, finally hit stores. The album may be a brief 11 tracks, but while listening to it we started to lose track of Ross in the haze of his many criminal escapades and gangster references. See, we've been rocking with Ross for four years now, and by this point it seems like he's moved thousands of kilos of cocaine and gotten it in with hundreds of women. But we're not ones to guess about something so important. That's why we went through all four of Ross' albums and broke them down to calculate vital stats like what kinds of food he claims to eat, what types of cars he's driven, and—of course—exactly how many times he's called himself "Bawse!". And so, Complex is proud to present Bawseology: Rick Ross...