Last Friday, the Yankee parade terrorized downtown NYC, and while it was fun (for Yankee fans) to see their favorite players move along The Canyon Of Heroes, rap fans were surprised to see Jay-Z and his right-hand-man Ty-Ty on A-Rod's float. Yup, Jay, Alex and Ty-Ty were like the new "Roc Boys," and A-Rod had no problem becoming the latest person to fall into the "I'm-standing-next-to-Jay-Z-so-I-want-to-look-cool-by-making-a-diamond-with-my-hands" category.
We shouldn't be too hard on A-Rod, though, there's been tons of awkward Rocafella Diamond sightings anytime there's a chance for a celebrity to get a photo-op with Hov. Don't believe us? Check out the random assortment of celebrities who felt the need to throw the Roc up like they were bulimic, then check the Jay-Z songs we associated them with. Diamonds up!
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OFFENDER: FRAN DRESCHER
ROC ANTHEM: "2 Many Hoes"
OFFENDER: WRIGLEY'S EXECUTIVES
OFFENDER: TOM CRUISE
ROC ANTHEM: "Cashmere Thoughts"
OFFENDER: JESSICA SIMPSON
ROC ANTHEM: "22 Two's"
OFFENDER: JOHN OLIVER
ROC ANTHEM: "Kingdom Come"
OFFENDER: JOBA CHAMBERLAIN
ROC ANTHEM: "Imaginary Player"
OFFENDER: TINA KNOWLES
ROC ANTHEM: "Blueprint (Momma Loves Me)"
OFFENDER: NED GRABAVOY
ROC ANTHEM: "Crew Love"
OFFENDER: KOBE BRYANT
ROC ANTHEM: "99 Problems"
OFFENDER: DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE
ROC ANTHEM: "Diamonds are Forever Remix"
OFFENDER: 50 CENT
ROC ANTHEM: "Friend or Foe"
OFFENDER: JIM JONES
ROC ANTHEM: "Friend or Foe Part II ('98)"
OFFENDER: ELLEN DEGENERES
ROC ANTHEM: "I Know What Girls Like"
OFFENDER: DENZEL WASHINGTON
ROC ANTHEM: "American Gangster"
OFFENDER: SLIM THUG
ROC ANTHEM: "Change Clothes"
OFFENDER: AL SHARPTON
ROC ANTHEM: "Politics as Usual"
OFFENDER: DESHAWN STEVENSON
OFFENDER: RYAN BAKER
ROC ANTHEM:"Public Service Announcement"