1. 230 5th
Address: 230 5th Ave.
Type of douche: Tourist douches in cargo shorts
This is a bar for tourists who want a simulation of the "Sex and the City" experience and think they get that by paying out the ass for alcohol. The view is admittedly pretty spectacular, but the overpriced, awful drinks don't compensate for the people who frequent this place. If it's raining and you still want to hang out on the roof, 230 5th is kind enough to give you a ratty bathrobe that is damp and still reeks of the over-cologned lurker who was donning this wet, cheap jacket before you. Enjoy!