CNN uncovered its umpteenth recording of Donald Trump talking sex on Howard Stern's talk show. Published Friday morning, the tape dates to a 2004 Trump appearance has Trump discussing the sexual viability of Lindsay Lohan.
After determining whether or not her red hair and freckles make Lohan fuckable, Trump and Stern decide to steer the conversation toward Lohan's issues with her father.
"Now does the father wreck, does that bother you a little bit?" Trump asks Stern.
Co-host Robin Quivers adds that Stern likely thinks that "the father being a wreck is a good thing," to which Stern replies, "Oh yeah. Because first of all, if the father's a wreck like the way he is [...] you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?"
Yes, you read that right: Howard Stern is imagining sex with a "troubled teen." But I digress.
Trump replies in the affirmative. "Yeah, you're probably right. She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed."
It does, indeed, get worse! Trump adds: "How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"
Stern believes that women with complicated relationships with their fathers are "looking for love."
"They're looking for positive affirmation, they're looking for a father figure who will love them and tell them they're wonderful and they'll never be enough," Stern says.
In other charming conversations with Howard Stern, Trump has discussed his sexual history with black women, told Stern it's fine to call his daughter Ivanka a "piece of ass," remarked that he refuses to have sex with women over 35 years old, and adds that he "couldn't care less" about pleasure of women he sleeps with.
Trump has also been accused of sexually assaulting five women, bragged on tape about being able to "grab [women] by the p****," told a 10-year-old girl that he looks forward to dating her, and insulted the appearances of dozens of others.
Lohan's team released a statement to CNN Friday afternoon, noting that she is disregarding Trump's comments entirely to focus on more "positive" things:
The presidential election is in 25 days. Audio of Trump's conversation with Stern is below.