What Your Dick Shape Says About You

There’s a lot to be said about the deepest, darkest parts of you—like the way your dick curves or shrinks or grows. If you can read a palm, you can read a penis.  And with your penis comes an array of information specific to your own personal…gifts. We took the guesswork out of your genitals to bring you a series of dick fortunes, or what we have coined “dickomancy” or “dickination.” Use your penis to help you be the best person you can be—you’ll thank us.