Orley makes really nice sweaters. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m trying to get as many chunky knit sweaters as possible in my life. It’s clearly never going to get cold enough to wear that expensive wool coat you bought after five months of me yelling at you to buy an expensive wool coat, so buy an expensive sweater instead. This sweater costs as much as an expensive wool coat though, so don’t worry. If you get a sweater like this, you gotta imbue it with your own personal scent so no one (i.e. significant others with sticky fingers) can steal it out of your closet. One time, my girl was gonna borrow this big-ass sweater but realized she couldn’t wear a sweater that smells like really good, organic dank and Vetiver to the office. I told her the Vetiver is what makes it smell classy.
