This Niche Sweater Will Have You Looking Like A Cozy Rocky

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Check out this short sleeve sweater type thing from Niche. A lot of you might be like, "How the fuck do you wear a short sleeve fuzzy ass shirt like this without looking like you're trying to be cozy Rocky?" And to that I say, "I dunno, man. It kind of depends I guess." I feel like layering a long sleeve tee underneath would look very dope with this "Comodo" shirt. I didn't come up with that name, but it does make me think of Komodo dragons. Did you guys know Komodo dragons can run at speeds up to, like, 12 miles per hour? That’s pretty fucking fast. I feel like I might be able to outrun a Komodo dragon, but I feel like the reality of that unlikely situation would result in my getting eaten by a gang of 'em while I reflect on a life wasted simply because I didn't take running, specifically sprinting, seriously enough.

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