I'm trying to wear some penny loafers in a very serious attempt to approach the summer more relaxed than I've ever been. This relaxed approach involves said penny loafers paired with baggy shorts or maybe some baggy fatigue pants and a lot of iced mint tea. I fucking love drinking iced mint tea on, like, a deck. You guys that moved from the suburbs to the city remember decks? There'd always be someone in the neighborhood with a really extravagant deck with a fancy ass grill and a giant umbrella and a pergola and shit. Penny loafers like this are perfect for stealing Craig's second wife at Mike and Denise's cookout they're throwing just to flex their new deck.