Sandals are probably the most hotly debated topic in menswear I can think of. You could throw shorts into the ring as well, but when you tread into discussions over the idea of grown ass men wearing open-toed anything, that's when shit gets visceral and the hot takes start flying across the room like mortars. And, listen, I don't have too much of an opinion on the subject either way, as long as you keep your sandal-wearing ass relegated mostly to the beach and backyard. An opinion I do have? That these Norse Projects x Suioke joints are so fucking lit that I wish I could justify spending $235 on them. They're done in collaboration with Suicoke Japan, which basically makes Tevas on roids. So, if you're gonna do it, why not go all the fucking way? Quite literally strap yourself in for the day, pray to god to "Just fuck me up, fam" and prepare to be roasted for all eternity. Embrace the madness and you'll might find yourself better off than you were before. Just a thought.
