LMAO like I'm fucking not gonna write about some fire baggy ass shorts from Blue Blue Japan. You can keep your pants, fam. I wear shorts all the time because I'm confident in my leg game. My calves have been on point ever since I started cultivating my get money gut. It's like carrying around the extra weight has been a surreptitious mode of strength training or something. A few more trips to the drive-thru and my ankles are gonna look amazing. Drake's not the only dude out here getting swoll.