The repressed artist in me has always wanted to look like my clothes have been tattered and torn throughout a grueling process of introspective art that only art critics can appreciate many years after my death. The problem with that is it means I have to make a concerted effort to damage my clothes. I really just want to skip that step though and sneakers that look like a novice shoemaker created them is the perfect way to jump from A to Z. These Margiela jams are ridiculous, look like a kindergartner was tasked with designing them and also cost nearly $1,000. It seriously looks like they could fall apart at any moment, which is among the top tier of flexes. You know, wearing clothes that should really have been donated or recycled. Seriously, they look like they're made of construction paper.
