You guys probably sag your pants a little bit unless you're so young that the whole concept of sagging your pants passed you by while you wasted your life on skinny jeans and Justin Bieber's haircut. Well, y'all motherfuckers done fucked up because dudes like me are technically the gatekeepers of this shit and, like it or not, must guys designing, promoting and covering fashion these days are within five years of my age and we all grew up listening to old people complain about sagged jeans and Timberlands and leaving the tags on our hats and overly expensive sneakers and down jackets. So here we are in 2015 and I'm like, "I know you assholes won't actually sag your pants, so just buy some drop crotch trousers and you can act like you aren't influenced by the past, but still embrace an aesthetic that is firmly planted in the late '90s-early '00s." Oh right, these particular drop crotch trousers are made by Barena and you should buy them so I will finally just shut the fuck up.
