I fucking love Sassafras. Talk about a good idea for a brand. LIKE, I'M OBSESSED WITH GARDENING, YOU GUYS. And not that bullshit you call gardening where you just artfully arrange potted plants on that scrap of artisanal rug in front of the one square foot of natural light your apartment gets. I'm talking 1.2 acres of veggies, flowers, apple trees and more okra than I ever thought was humanly possible. I even contemplated renting an earth mover so I could make some swales on contour to help hold water onto the property. Anyways, I've decided the only thing keeping me from becoming a master gardener is my gardening wardrobe aka really expensive shirts with pockets along the hemline. Shit, you would understand if you really gardened.
