I know this Bedwin shirt is inspired by samue kimonos, but to me this shirt vibes a little more Chico's, early 2000s hot mom-inspired. I mean, I love the look. In college, I was in love with this girl who owned a shirt that fastened like this. It wrapped around her body and had at least two places that required untying. I fell in love with this girl pretty quick because we met on move in day and she lived in a different dorm, but we met one another in line at the Reynold's Club to sign up for various student organizations. She was thinking about pledging a sorority and I realized that student organizations were for chumps. Anyways, it turned out that our meal plans were for the same cafeteria, so we walked to dinner together. Then, I pulled a pretty dope move and suggested we just grab some pizza at the Medici. BOOM. We hung for a couple hours and she said she wanted to see what my dorm room looked like. BOOM. So we rode the elevator up to my floor and it opened in the house lobby, but I had forgot about the first dorm-wide meeting where all the rules and shit were laid out. I mean, when there's a girl wearing a wrap shirt that shows a bit of cleavage and really tight jeans talking to you over pizza, you tend to forget things like dorm meetings. Anyways, all the nerds in my dorm were like, "Jon, thanks for joining us 35 minutes late. You want to sit down? We got brownies and Doritos." I was like, "Nah, we're just gonna….watch some TV." And then I turned down the hallway. BUT I TURNED THE WRONG WAY SINCE I HAD ONLY BEEN TO MY ROOM, LIKE, FOUR TIMES. So, we had to turn around and walk back past a group of judgmental nerds for the second fucking time. It was a bit of a struggle, but I conquered all those knots on her shirt and it was awesome. Don't wear this shirt around me or I may catch an inadvertent nostalgia boner from that first week of college.
