Vanity Fair dropped their cavalcade of International Best-Dressed polls today so we took the opportunity to break down the swag and the swagless of their men's list because, if we're being real, this is the only list that matters if you're a public figure of any note. Sure to set off car alarms and controversy worldwide, as people argue, cut throats and threaten lives over the exclusion of their favorite celebrities—VF, I'm sure you'll be hearing from the One Directioners shortly since Harry Styles didn't make the cut—why is the men's list always so fucking terrible? Let's take a closer look at the selections.