"OMG IT'S OVER!!!!" you are all thinking. Or maybe you're not because you followed couture week about as closely as you followed live tweets of the cronut line. Sure, you freaked out about the Margiela revelation and pored over the street style and probably saw a jillion tweets about that pregnant bride at Chanel, but you're going to need to talk the talk. Why? Because maybe your girl wants you to take a step away from that think piece you're pitching to xojohn.com ("Me, My Selfie, and I: An Anatomy of Self-Portrait") and make her your think piece for a minute. Herewith, a cheat sheet for all the bros.