Folk's one of those companies that I've liked for a really long time, like that girl you've known for 5 years that you keep forgetting you're moderately in love with. And then every once in a while you run into her at, like, a fucking movie theater or somewhere equally not really that poppington and you're like, "Whoa, funny seeing you at the 2pm matinee." And she's like, "Yeah, I'm in town visiting family, so I'm taking my nephews to the movies. They're getting popcorn." And you're like, "Oh right, yeah, I'm just here checking out the latest Jason Statham action vehicle by my lonely on a Tuesday." THAT'S WHY YOU NEED A JACKET LIKE THIS: JUST IN CASE YOU RUN INTO THAT SMOKESHOW YOU LOVE AT THE MOVIES ON YOUR FOREVER ALONE STATUS, YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO AWKWARDLY SHOVE YOUR HANDS INTO WHILE SHE COMES UP WITH AN EXCUSE TO SLIDE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MENTIONS FOREVER.
