Ranking 10 Garments' Probability of Getting You Laid

Since you need all the help you can get, here's a ranking of a few garments' probability of getting you laid.

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First off, let's get the obvious out of the way and state that there is simply no such thing as a garment that'll actually get you laid. Bringing forth significant elements of intelligence, charm, kindness, and interestingness are first and foremost what will convince another human being that you're worth their time. That being said, outfitting yourself with certain garments can give you a boost over the other thirst lords struggling to get noticed by beautiful young women. So, in the name of avoiding pratfalls and advancing your confidence, here is a definitive Ranking of 10 Garments' Probability of Getting You Laid.

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A "funny" T-shirt

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Great fitting jeans

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An expensive watch

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Pharrell's hat

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A fur coat

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An immaculate white tee

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Mandals

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An ill-fitting suit

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An impeccably tailored suit

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A C-string

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