Probability Of Getting You Laid: 77%

How many times in a day do you think you check out some great-looking butts? Well, not that it should shock you or anything, but you're probably getting objectified just as often, so you better make sure the view is correct.

Of course, you don't want a pair of jeans to hug you as tightly as some yoga pants and choke off important parts of your anatomy, but rocking a well-cut pair of jeans will immediately boost you up to slayable levels. You'll stand out immediately over the basics wearing boot-cut jeans or hanging their rumps out for the world to see simply by showing that you know how a good pair of denim should fit.