Father's Day is this Sunday, but you probably already know that because you've probably already gotten about fifteen emails about some "great gifts for Dad." Like all children, you will take your dad out to brunch or something on Sunday, get him a lotto ticket and call it a day. Father's Day, and all the shitty gifts that it has begotten, is like a national holiday for the remembrance of disappointing your dad. And if we are experts at anything here at Four Pins, it's disappointing our dads. So, in lieu of a boring ass Father's Day Gift Guide that nobody wants to read, we are more than pleased to bring you, the Four Pins Guide to Disappointing Your Dad.