If you bricked your whole life by not copping those Tres Bien x Common Projects sneakers a few weeks back, well, you now have a plan B in the form of these Saturdays joints. They're decidedly aight. They're also a black canvas shoe with a gum sole, but, you know, not Tres Bien or CP. They're also not $400. Or maybe you just like these on their own, and the fact that I've just informed you of the TB x CPs is going to make you feel less cool about buying these. I guess I should also mention that you could just buy Vans too. Shit, I guess 3 different tier levels of essentially the same sneaker makes for some pretty stressful decision making. Sorry to put you through that.