When you're throwing it down with more ferocity than two Penn State dudes competing against one another in Edward 40hands, then you're going to need a wardrobe that doesn't tax your body during its downtime. Blake Griffin will find a natural home with the Cozy Boys, as he can switch between beast mode and spa day relaxation levels with a simple change of gear and watch his troubles melt away once the head-to-toe terrycloth takes effect.