Damn, SASQUATCHfabrix stunt on them haters with this Haneri shirt. By the way, that brand name gotta be top 5 all-time most annoying to type, so I'm definitely not writing it out for the rest of this post. Henceforth, it shall be known simply as "The Quatch." Anyway, rock The Quatch over a T-shirt during the summer and totally take the steam out of every other dude's game at any given function. Even if you aren't that handsome, the other guys in the room will be sweating your steez. They'll assume you've been to Japan, are fluent in French and have crazy stories about that time you partied with the cast of Workaholics, which, obviously, they can't even being to remotely compete with. That's all you need to clear the lane, so you have an open path to float into their date's DMs.
